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There is a line between being chivalrous and being your woman’s sucker. Sometimes the line is easy to spot, sometimes it creeps up on you like a ninja and you wake up one day to realize your balls are in your girl’s handbag. Here’s a list of “beware signs” If you notice any- please seek help immediately, your manhood maybe at state

1. You find yourself holding her purse.

You may think you are just doing her a favor for a second but a man should never, never, never hold a woman’s purse, unless he’s a transvestite.

2. She tells you what to wear.

The only woman that should ever dress you is your mother, and that rule goes out the window after kindergarten.

3. She buys clothes that aren’t your style & you wear them to make her happy.

She’s trying to change you and you are letting her. Remind her that she fell for you, not the man she can turn you into. If you go down that road you will later resent her for forcing you to change and she’ll resent you for not changing fast enough.

3. You lie to your boys to hang out with her instead.

P***y is a needed resource and a valid excuse to pass up playing the X-Box and drinking beer with the guys. Other than that, there’s no reasonable excuse, saying that your girl forbids you from kicking with the fellows will get you label p***y whipped.

4. You get a pedicure, manicure, or your eyebrows waxed.

No self respecting straight man will do any of these things without a woman forcing him.

5. You go to the store to buy tampons.

She is well aware that she needs tampons and will for a long time. She even has a good idea of what time of the month she’ll need them. Her sending you to the store to buy tampons is a way of asserting power, control and stripping you of your manhood.

7.

She talks sh!t about your family & you let her.

Your family probably is crazy, but you’re the only one allowed to talk about them.

8. She made you watch “The Notebook”

9. You have to tell her everywhere you go.

The cornerstone to any good relationship is trust. If your girl has to keep you on a GPS system, she doesn’t trust you or she’s a psycho control freak, either way — you should be looking for the exit.

10. She makes you turn off sports & watch reality T.V.

If this happens its time to trade your balls in for a nice pair of high heals because your definitely p***y whip.

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